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Music videos made with AI, and a gauge that says exactly how much.

I'm the Cap'm. I write songs with Suno, direct videos with Claude, and pin a slop-o-meter to every one: a brass gauge that logs where the AI went, from the lyrics to the mastering, and stamps a verdict. 41 videos so far, averaging 35.5 out of 100 possible slop.

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4:2349.5

Dang It!

Oct 27, 2026 · 4 views · slop-adjacent

Newest on the line

Slopcore Slopscore

the music videos · 25

All of them

4:5458.5

Slop Tide (Turn Sideways)

Oct 26, 2026 · 58 views · certified slop

5:1048.5

Octobawa

Oct 25, 2026 · 94 views · slop-adjacent

5:3054.5est.

Pocket No

Oct 22, 2026 · 22 views · certified slop

4:1947est.

Every Game Is Every Game Now

Oct 21, 2026 · 91 views · slop-adjacent

3:5462.5

One-Shot Dummy

Oct 20, 2026 · 78 views · certified slop

4:4443.8est.

Forever, my beloved.

Oct 19, 2026 · 59 views · slop-adjacent

3:5545.3est.

Fartster

Oct 17, 2026 · 283 views · slop-adjacent

5:5160.3est.

Your New God's for Sale

Oct 16, 2026 · 74 views · certified slop

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Made something with AI? Log every place it went, and the gauge does the rest: writing, direction and generated video or music weigh most, mastering least. Download it as a self-playing animation or a video for your intro, or take the Claude Code skill that makes the card for you.

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