Fartster
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Tesla showed off a Roadster that "flies" by flipping off a ramp on cold-gas thrusters. Compressed air in a tank where the back seat used to be. So we made the PlayStation game nobody asked for.
Slop-o-meter 45.3 SLOP-ADJACENT
An estimate, logged after the fact from the project files. The Cap'm hasn't signed this one yet.
| Generated music & vocals | Song and vocals made in Suno | +15 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Animation & render code | PS1 renderer and physics coded by Claude | +8 | |
| Lyrics & script | Claude wrote it from my points, fact-checked | +7.5 | |
| Direction & edit | Claude built the shots; I gave the notes | +7.5 | |
| Motion graphics & lyrics | Lyrics and fact ticker timed by whisper | +5 | |
| Research & critique | Claude fact-checked every line | +2.3 |
No AI: Generated video · Generated images
By hand: the idea · the hook · the talking points · every note
Inspirations
Music
- Jesse Welles and Willie Nelson protest songs
Video
- PS1-era 3D: vertex wobble, warped textures, dither
- The Tesla Roadster's flying-car promise
