Your New God's for Sale
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Character.AI went bankrupt on Oct 13, 2026, and the chats are in the estate.
Slop-o-meter 60.3 CERTIFIED SLOP
An estimate, logged after the fact from the project files. The Cap'm hasn't signed this one yet.
| Generated music & vocals | Song and vocals made in Suno | +15 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Generated images | Stills and plates by Gemini | +10 | |
| Animation & render code | Animation over the stills coded by Claude | +8 | |
| Lyrics & script | Lyrics written with Claude from my brief | +7.5 | |
| Direction & edit | Claude built the shots; I gave the notes | +7.5 | |
| Vision helpers | Depth plates and masks made locally | +5 | |
| Motion graphics & lyrics | Infographics and lyrics timed by whisper | +5 | |
| Research & critique | Claude researched and sourced the facts | +2.3 |
No AI: Generated video
By hand: the title · the brief · every note · picking the take
Inspirations
Music
- Tom Waits
Video
- Diablo (1996) motifs
- Shoggoth with Smiley Face (@TetraspaceWest)
- Infographics over animated stills
