Oi! We Care!
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They might be worth a billion. But we ARE a million.
Slop-o-meter 52.5 CERTIFIED SLOP
| Generated music & vocals | Song and vocals made in Suno, take 5 of 5 | +15 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Generated images | Gemini panels + Qwen poses: 42 images ($1.14) | +10 | |
| Animation & render code | Claude coded the chess sim, pieces and render | +8 | |
| Direction & edit | Claude built the shots, I gave 12 rounds of notes | +7.5 | |
| Motion graphics & lyrics | Whisper-timed lyrics, stamps, infographics | +5 | |
| Lyrics & script | My lyrics, tidied up with Claude | +3.8 | |
| Audio cleanup & stems | Stems, one stray uh-huh patched, ending cut | +1.5 | |
| Sound effects & foley | Snare tail built from the take's own drums | +1 | |
| Research & critique | Haiku judges checked the drafts | +0.8 |
No AI: Generated video
By hand: the idea · the chess chase · the lyrics · 12 rounds of notes · picking the take
Inspirations
Music
- Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"
- Juggler of Contexts (the Prompt Girl punk song before it)
Video
- Juggler of Contexts (Prompt Girl's posterised punk look, in maroon)
- A marching band gone wrong on a giant chessboard, moving by the rules
- Alex Gaudino feat. Crystal Waters, "Destination Calabria" (the video, turned around: she is the subject)
- Ukraine's FPV drones (the bishop dive)
