I Want to Cancel Netflix (But My Wife Won't Let Me)
0:00 / 5:20
YouTube
She never watches it. It still doesn't get me. And every time my finger's on the cancel button, she hesitates.
Slop-o-meter 61.3 CERTIFIED SLOP
| Generated music & vocals | Song and vocals made in Suno, taken as is | +15 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Generated images | Gemini drew 68 images: shows, plates, cast ($3.58) | +10 | |
| Animation & render code | Claude coded the fake streaming site + render | +8 | |
| Lyrics & script | Lyrics written with Claude from my idea + lines | +7.5 | |
| Direction & edit | Claude built the shows and shots, I gave notes | +7.5 | |
| Tracking, masks & depth | AI depth maps under every preview | +5 | |
| Motion graphics & lyrics | Whisper-timed lyrics in the site's own UI | +5 | |
| Research & critique | Price history checked; Haiku judges each draft | +1.5 | |
| Sound effects & foley | Synthesised the duh-dum sting | +1 | |
| Audio cleanup & stems | Take trimmed, lyric timings fixed | +0.8 |
No AI: Generated video
By hand: the idea · the premise and key lines · the dog and the wife · 2 rounds of notes · picking the take
Inspirations
Music
- Self, "Mother Nature's Fault"
Video
- Doomscrolling a streaming site's browse page
- Parodies of the big streaming hits
