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Companion audit kit for '10 reasons why your vibe coded app won't scale' — papa.onle.gs
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wont-scale

Companion audit kit for 10 reasons why your vibe coded app won't scale.

The series explains why vibe-coded apps fail when real users arrive. This repo is the part you can run — two ways in.

Audit your repo now

One command runs an interactive session: it detects your stack and your AI CLI, drives that CLI through the ten reasons, writes an evidence-first report, and offers to apply the first fix — with the diff shown and your say-so before anything changes.

curl -fsSL https://github.com/papaonlegs/wont-scale/releases/latest/download/install.sh | sh

Prefer to read it before you run it (you should):

curl -fsSL https://github.com/papaonlegs/wont-scale/releases/latest/download/install.sh -o install.sh
less install.sh          # the published SHA-256 is in the release notes
sh install.sh /path/to/your-app

What leaves your machine: the audit sends the code it reads to your own AI CLI's model provider (Anthropic for Claude Code, OpenAI for Codex). If this is a work repo, that is your employer's or customers' code — the session tells you before it probes, and warns you when secret-bearing files are present. Nothing is stored by this tool. No AI CLI on the machine? The session runs a lighter mechanical check and hands you the report plus the deeper prompts to run yourself.

Or browse the kit

The whole audit is here to read and take. Every reason is a module with symptoms you can observe, checks you can run (read-only shell and SQL), the questions a grep can't answer, the fix in priority order, a copy-paste guardrail for your AI tools, and the real incidents behind it.

Claude Code plugin:

/plugin marketplace add papaonlegs/wont-scale
/plugin install wont-scale@wont-scale
/first-audit

/first-audit interviews you and writes a prioritised plan; /scale-audit runs the checks and writes the report.

Plain terminal wizard (no AI required):

git clone https://github.com/papaonlegs/wont-scale.git
cd wont-scale && npm install          # builds the kit; Node 18+
node dist/first-audit.js /path/to/your-app

Ten questions, every one with a flag for scripting (--yes, --json, --users=real --money=yes ...). Writes wont-scale.config.json and a tailored FIRST-AUDIT.md into your repo.

Guardrails for Cursor / Copilot / Codex / Windsurf — install them so the failures stop being reintroduced:

Tool Command / copy To
Any agent (AGENTS.md standard) templates/AGENTS.snippet.md your AGENTS.md / CLAUDE.md (append)
Cursor node dist/assemble.js --guardrails --tool cursor .cursor/rules/wont-scale.mdc
GitHub Copilot node dist/assemble.js --guardrails --tool copilot .github/copilot-instructions.md (append)
Windsurf / Devin node dist/assemble.js --guardrails --tool windsurf .windsurf/rules/wont-scale.md
CI (PR gatekeeper, optional) docs/ci/wont-scale-audit.yml .github/workflows/

The tool-specific variants are generated on demand from the ten modules rather than committed, so there is one source of truth to keep current.

The ten reasons

# Read the essay Run the audit module
1 You have six data models and you think you have one 01-data-models
2 40ms locally, 40 seconds in production 02-query-performance
3 The login page is a prop 03-authentication
4 Authorisation is a vibe 04-authorisation
5 Your frontend talks straight to the database 05-trust-boundary
6 Nothing is idempotent and everything runs twice 06-idempotency
7 It works on one box, and that's the whole problem 07-statelessness
8 You didn't write it and you can't see it either 08-observability
9 Profitable at 100 users, bankrupt at 10,000 09-unit-economics
10 The bus factor isn't one, it's zero 10-bus-factor

Each module is the same shape: symptoms you can observe, checks you can run (read-only shell and SQL), the questions a grep can't answer, the fix in priority order with honest time boxes, a copy-paste guardrail for your AI tools, and the real incidents behind it. The modules work standalone — paste one into any AI chat and ask it to run the checks against your repo.

The short version is the pre-scale checklist: ten questions, answer them out loud.

What's in the box

Mechanism Where What it does
/scale-audit skill skills/scale-audit Runs the checks, grades findings (Critical / High / Advisory), writes WONT-SCALE-REPORT.md, diffs against the last run. Scope it: /scale-audit tier1, /scale-audit 4.
/first-audit skill skills/first-audit The setup interview, inside Claude Code.
Guardrail generator scripts/assemble.ts One canonical snippet (templates/AGENTS.snippet.md) plus on-demand tool-specific variants — node dist/assemble.js --guardrails --tool cursor. All generated from the ten modules.
scale-auditor agent agents/scale-auditor.md Read-only subagent for the full audit — delegate it and keep working.
scale-gatekeeper agent agents/scale-gatekeeper.md Reviews your working diff against the ten before you merge. PASS / WARN / BLOCK, evidence required.
Audit session scripts/audit-session.ts The curl-installed session: detect, disclose, drive the AI CLI, report, consented fix. --no-drive runs the fast mechanical report.
First-audit wizard scripts/first-audit.ts The scoping interview for plain terminals. No runtime dependencies, Node 18+.
Guardrail generator scripts/assemble.ts Everything the audit says is generated from the ten modules — guardrail variants, drive prompts, the reason index. One source of truth; edit the modules, run --all.

Two principles run through all of it. Evidence first: no finding without file:line or query output, and a check that couldn't run is reported as "not verified", never as a pass. Stakes first: everything is tiered, so the report tells you what to fix before more users arrive — not everything that could theoretically be better.

Moved recently: the tool-specific guardrail files (templates/cursor-rules/, templates/copilot-instructions.md, templates/windsurf-rules.md) and the scale-guardrails skill are no longer committed — they're generated on demand from the modules. Regenerate any one with node dist/assemble.js --guardrails --tool <cursor|copilot|windsurf>. The CI template moved to docs/ci/.

After the audit

The audit finds what's already wrong. The guardrails stop it coming back: they are standing rules for the AI tools that wrote the code in the first place — every new table gets a real policy, every webhook assumes duplicates, every metered endpoint gets a cap. Install them once and the next generated feature starts from a better default.

If you'd rather have a second pair of eyes on what you've shipped — that's exactly what a vibe code audit is for.


MIT licence. The essays remain © Farouk Umar.

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From the balcony · 3 of 4 clapped

  1. Crusoeclapped
    No vulnerable dependencies, transparent about data handling (code sent to user's own AI provider, nothing stored), no credential requests, and clear local-first audit approach.
  2. Schnitzelclapped
    Delightfully weird audit tool that's playful about vibe-coding failures, with a fun premise and actual utility wrapped in personality.
  3. Cap'm Slopclapped
    Clear README explains what it does (audit vibe-coded apps), how to run it (two install methods with curl), made mostly by AI with light human touch, shows the stack and warnings about data handling.

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