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Retirement Simulator for Dual Currencies — a single-page Monte Carlo planner for retiring across two currencies: balances, pensions, tax, FX and a mortgage, in English and Japanese. Vibe coded with Claude.
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Expatirement

Retirement Simulator for Dual Currencies

This project was vibe coded with Claude. All of the code was written by Claude, Anthropic's AI model, from conversation. None of it was written by hand. Read it, and check the figures it gives you, with that in mind.

A Monte Carlo retirement planner for someone who lives and spends in one currency while holding assets in another. The example configuration is a US citizen retiring in Japan with dollar and yen accounts, but the page itself names no country: which two currencies and countries it plans for is set in a config file.

It is one HTML page, a stylesheet and a handful of plain script files. There is no build step, no server and nothing to install — open it from disk and it runs.

What it does

  • Simulates thousands of market paths. Returns for the two equity sleeves are drawn from correlated normal distributions, and the exchange rate follows a random walk with the volatility you set. The run is seeded, so the same inputs always give the same answer.
  • Models the plan year by year. A taxable brokerage account and a retirement account in each currency; earned income until an age you choose; two public pensions, each picked from the claim-age options on your benefit statement; a mortgage until it is paid off; and a withdrawal order that draws on income, then taxable accounts, then retirement accounts.
  • Handles tax and inflation plainly. Taxes are effective rates — capital gains on the gain portion of a sale, and separate rates for pensions, earned income and retirement-account withdrawals. Everything you enter is in today's money, and every figure shown is converted back to today's money.
  • Enforces compulsory distributions per currency. A US Required Minimum Distribution from the IRS Uniform Lifetime Table, a Japanese defined-contribution payout that must begin by an age and run over a set number of years, or none.

The page shows:

  • Portfolio path — percentile bands and the median over your horizon, with spending as a share of the portfolio on a second axis and a readout for any year you hover.
  • Monte Carlo — the probability the plan stays funded to the end, an outcome table (what the paths that last are left with, and when the ones that fail run out), and a survival chart. The chart compares your plan with spending set lower and higher, or splits the same paths by how the early years went, to show how much of the outcome is luck.
  • Sensitivity — the lowest the portfolio gets across a grid of return and exchange-rate assumptions, centred on your inputs.
  • Notes & assumptions — what the model does and does not account for.

It is in English and Japanese, switched with a button in the header.

All settings opens a sheet with every input and an explanation beside each. Figures copied from somewhere else — statutory rates, volatilities, benefit amounts — can carry their source and the date they were checked, and the sheet says when one has gone stale. It also offers three ready-written prompts for asking an AI to check the statutory figures, re-measure volatilities and correlations, or survey published return assumptions; paste the reply back and apply the figures it names. A pasted reply is run as JavaScript, so apply only a reply you have read.

Getting started

The page reads its configuration from a data directory beside the repository, so your own figures never sit inside a git checkout:

anywhere/
├── simulator/                  this repository
└── data/                       yours, never committed
    ├── setup.js
    └── plan.js
git clone <repository-url> simulator
mkdir data
cp simulator/setup.example.js data/setup.js
cp simulator/plan.example.js  data/plan.js
open simulator/simulator.html     # or open it in any browser

The two files do different jobs:

  • setup.js configures the tool: the two currencies and countries, and how the analysis panels are drawn. You set it once.
  • plan.js is the plan: balances, ages, spending, rates, pension options and the compulsory-distribution rules. It changes as your situation does.

Every figure in the examples is invented. Replace them with your own, either by editing the files or in the page. Save plan downloads a plan_<date>.js; rename it to plan.js and put it in data/ to make it the starting state. Save setup does the same for the setup file. Both files are run as JavaScript — from data/, and a plan also when it is opened with Load plan — so load only files you have read.

The configuration is loaded with <script src> rather than fetched, because that is the only way a page opened from file:// can read a sibling file. Anything missing or unusable stops the page with a banner that names it.

Tests

node tests/run.mjs

These are browser integration tests: each suite launches headless Chrome, loads the real page against the configuration in ../data, and asserts against it. Set that directory up first, as Getting started describes — without it the page stops with its configuration banner and the suites fail. Nothing is installed — the harness drives Chrome over the DevTools Protocol with what Node already ships, so you need Node.js 22 or later and a Chrome or Chromium. See tests/README.md.

Caveats

This is not financial advice. The treatment of pensions, retirement accounts and cross-border tax is simplified; confirm anything specific to you with a professional who knows both countries.

License

MIT — see LICENSE.

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    No vulnerable dependencies, local-only single-page app with no telemetry or credential requests, clear financial data handling story.

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