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Open-source battle royale for the browser — vanilla JavaScript + HTML5 Canvas, zero dependencies, single file. Loot, build, harvest, and outlast 23 bots as the storm closes in. Built with Claude Fable 5.
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Open-source battle royale for the browser — vanilla JavaScript + HTML5 Canvas, zero dependencies, single file. Loot, build, harvest, and outlast 23 bots as the storm closes in. Built with Claude Fable 5.
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dropzone

Stormfall Royale — an open-source battle royale for the browser. Vanilla JavaScript + HTML5 Canvas, zero dependencies, one file.

License: MIT Dependencies: zero Single file HTML5 Canvas Built with Claude Fable 5

About

Stormfall Royale drops 24 fighters — you and 23 bots — onto a 3200×3200 island. Scavenge weapons across five rarity tiers, harvest trees, rocks, and crates for building materials, throw up walls under fire, and outlast a storm that shrinks through six increasingly lethal phases. Last one standing wins.

The entire game lives in a single index.html: rendering, bot AI, physics, building, procedural terrain, and a synthesized sound engine — no frameworks, no assets, no build step. It is an original fan-made game inspired by the battle royale genre and contains no Epic Games assets or IP.

🚀 Quick start

There is no build step and nothing to npm install. Pick whichever suits you:

1. Just open the file

Download index.html and double-click it. The game runs fine from file://.

2. Clone and serve

git clone https://github.com/thecraftman/dropzone.git
cd dropzone
python3 -m http.server 8000   # or: npx serve
# open http://localhost:8000

3. Any static host

Drop index.html on any static host. For GitHub Pages: Settings → Pages → Deploy from a branch → main/ (root), then visit your Pages URL.

🎮 How to play

Controls

Input Action
W A S D / arrow keys Move
Shift (hold) Sprint (1.32× speed)
Mouse Aim
Left click / Space (hold) Fire gun / swing pickaxe
Q / right click Build a wall
1 Select pickaxe
2 Select gun (if you have one)
E Swap with a gun on the ground
Enter / Space Start from the menu
R Restart — any time during play or countdown; R or Enter after a match ends
P Pause (during play)
M Mute / unmute

Digit keys are read from the physical key, so holding Shift to sprint never turns 1 into !. Tabbing away releases every held key so you don't auto-run into the storm.

A match, start to finish

  • Drop in. After a 3-second countdown you spawn with a pickaxe, 40 ammo, 100 HP, and no shield. Two guaranteed guns land within reach of your spawn; 95 more loot items are scattered across the island.
  • Loot. Walk over consumables to grab them — ammo (+24, cap 240), medkits (+50 HP), shield potions (+50, cap 100), materials (+30, cap 500). Your first gun is auto-grabbed; after that, press E near a ground gun to swap (the prompt shows whether it's an upgrade).
  • Harvest. Swing the pickaxe at trees (12 mats/hit), rocks (15), and crates (10), plus a 15-mat bonus for destroying anything. Crates also burst into 1–2 loot drops.
  • Build. A wall costs 10 mats, has 150 HP, and snaps to a 64-unit grid one cell ahead of your aim. Bullets chew through walls; your own pickaxe hits them for 55, so three swings always frees you — you can never brick yourself in.
  • Respect the storm. The purple ring shrinks on a fixed schedule (see below) and its damage ignores shields. The minimap shows the current circle and the next one.
  • Win. Shield absorbs damage first, then health. Eliminated fighters drop their gun, an ammo box, and sometimes a shield potion. Be the last of the 24 alive for #1 Champion.

Rarities

Every gun rolls a rarity that multiplies its damage:

Rarity Color Damage multiplier Drop weight
Common Gray #9aa3ad 1.00× 38
Uncommon Green #4ecb5e 1.15× 28
Rare Blue #3fa9ff 1.32× 18
Epic Purple #c66bff 1.55× 11
Legendary Orange #ffb03a 1.85× 5

🔫 The arsenal

Exact values from the WEAPONS table — base damage before the rarity multiplier:

Weapon Damage Rate (shots/s) Pellets Spread (rad) Bullet speed Range Ammo/shot
Pickaxe 20 2.4 melee 74 0
Pistol 24 3.4 1 0.055 950 720 1
SMG 13 10 1 0.115 880 540 1
Shotgun 11 1.2 6 0.26 820 340 2
Assault Rifle 30 5 1 0.05 1150 920 1
Sniper Rifle 90 0.75 1 0.006 1600 1500 2

The pickaxe also harvests (25 damage to obstacles per swing). Loot and swap prompts rank guns with gunScore = damage × pellets × rate × rarityMult — so a legendary SMG can genuinely out-score a common rifle.

⛈️ The storm

The real STORM_SCHEDULE, straight from the code. Each phase waits, then shrinks the circle to a new radius over the shrink time. The match starts at radius 1500.

Phase Wait (s) Shrink (s) New radius Storm DPS
1 22 18 1050 1
2 16 15 700 2
3 13 12 460 4
4 11 10 290 6
5 9 9 170 9
6 8 8 80 12

That's 151 seconds of scheduled play; after phase 6 the storm goes into final mode at 18 DPS (12 × 1.5). Two things to remember:

  • Storm damage bypasses shield entirely (applyStormDamage burns health directly).
  • Each new circle is generated fully inside the previous one (computeCircles), so the safe zone never jumps somewhere unreachable.

🏗️ Architecture

One HTML file, two script blocks with a hard boundary between them: pure-logic has no DOM and no timers, which is what makes the game unit-testable in Node.

flowchart TB
  subgraph html["index.html — the whole game"]
    subgraph pure["script pure-logic — no DOM, no timers"]
      P1["constants and weapon tables"]
      P2["mulberry32 seeded PRNG"]
      P3["loot rolls and damage model"]
      P4["storm math: computeCircles, stormAt"]
      P5["grid and collision: circleRectResolve"]
    end
    subgraph mainjs["main script — IIFE"]
      IN["input: keys, mouse, handleKey"]
      UP["update"]
      AI["bot AI: updateBot"]
      CB["combat: fireWeapon, updateBullets"]
      BD["building: tryBuild, walls Map"]
      LT["loot: updateLoot, trySwap"]
      HUD["HUD: updateHUD"]
      RN["render and renderMinimap"]
      AU["audio: beep synth"]
      FR["frame — rAF loop"]
    end
  end
  subgraph tests["Node 18+ test harness"]
    T1["tests.mjs — 51 unit tests"]
    T2["smoke.mjs — 17 checks, stub DOM"]
  end
  FR --> IN
  FR --> UP
  FR --> RN
  UP --> AI
  UP --> CB
  UP --> BD
  UP --> LT
  UP --> HUD
  CB --> AU
  mainjs -.->|"calls pure functions"| pure
  T1 -->|"loads via module.exports shim"| pure
  T2 -->|"runs both scripts in a fake browser"| html
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Every frame: frame(now) clamps dt, update(dt) reads input, runs the player, 23 bots, storm damage, bullets, loot, and camera, then writes the HUD to the DOM and render() repaints the world and minimap. startGame() rebuilds the entire world (64 trees, 34 rocks, 26 crates, loot, bots, storm circles) for each match.

🔬 Engineering notes

  • Testability by construction. The pure-logic script ends with a module.exports guard exporting 31 symbols (constants, PRNG, loot, damage, storm, collision), so the exact bytes the browser runs are also loaded by Node for unit tests. Everything with a side effect — DOM, canvas, audio, timers — stays in the main IIFE.
  • Deterministic worlds. mulberry32 is a 9-line seeded PRNG; each match reseeds it, tests rely on identical streams from identical seeds, and the grass terrain tile is painted once with a fixed seed (1234) and reused as a canvas pattern.
  • Storm circles that never misbehave. computeCircles places each next circle at offset sqrt(rng()) * (prevR - nextR) — area-uniform sampling with nesting guaranteed by construction, no rejection loop. stormAt is a pure function of elapsed time, so storm state is trivially testable.
  • Collision without a physics engine. Walls live in a Map keyed by grid cell (cellKey), giving O(1) bullet-vs-wall checks and 3×3-neighborhood lookups in moveEntity. circleRectResolve pushes circles out along the contact normal, with a nearest-face escape when the center is inside the rect. Bullets step in 2 substeps per frame (updateBullets), so even a 1600 px/s sniper round at the 50 ms dt cap moves 40 px per substep — under the 64 px wall cell, no tunneling.
  • A whole browser in 207 lines. smoke.mjs fakes the canvas 2D context with a single JS Proxy, stubs just enough DOM for the HUD and killfeed, drives requestAnimationFrame manually at 50 ms per frame, and plays up to 400 seconds of a real match — bots fighting, storm shrinking, end screen, restart.
  • Sound with no sound files. beep(freq, dur, type, vol, slideTo) spawns one oscillator + gain node per cue with an exponential pitch slide and decay; all 12 named cues (per-gun gunshots, the elimination sting, a four-note win arpeggio) are built from it via the Web Audio API.
  • Stable simulation. frame clamps dt to 50 ms so a backgrounded tab never teleports the sim, and a blur handler releases all held input.

✅ Testing

Node 18+ is needed only for the tests — the game itself runs in any modern browser.

node tests.mjs   # 51 unit tests on the pure-logic block
                 # + node --check syntax gate on every script block
node smoke.mjs   # 17 checks: boots the full game under a stub DOM
                 # and simulates an entire match end-to-end

tests.mjs covers the PRNG, loot tables, the shield-first damage model, storm-bypasses-shield, pickup caps, circle nesting across 30 seeds, stormAt phase math, and collision push-out invariants. smoke.mjs verifies boot, the core keybindings (move, fire, build, swap, slots, mute, pause), blur key-release handling, bot eliminations, the end screen, and restart.

📁 Project structure

dropzone/
├── index.html   # the entire game: CSS, HUD, pure-logic script, main script
├── tests.mjs    # 51 unit tests + syntax check of every script block
├── smoke.mjs    # 17-check smoke harness: full simulated match, stub DOM
├── LICENSE      # MIT
└── README.md    # this file

🛠️ Built with

  • Claude Fable 5 — Anthropic's frontier model, which wrote the game, the tests, and this README
  • Vanilla JavaScript (ES2020+) — no frameworks, no transpiler
  • HTML5 Canvas 2D — all rendering, including procedural terrain
  • Web Audio API — fully synthesized sound, zero audio assets
  • CSS — HUD and overlays

Zero runtime dependencies. Zero build tools.

🤝 Contributing

Issues and PRs welcome. Keep the constraints that make this project fun: a single self-contained index.html, no dependencies, and game logic that stays pure and tested. Run node tests.mjs && node smoke.mjs before submitting — both must pass clean.

📄 License

MIT — see LICENSE.

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From the balcony · 4 of 4 clapped

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    Clear README with honest setup instructions, no dependencies, single-file implementation, discloses AI tool (Claude Fable) and human touch level, includes controls and gameplay explanation.
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    Single-file browser game with clear run instructions (no build step), MIT license, declared working status, and zero dependencies—meets the rubric.
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    Zero dependencies, no telemetry, single-file vanilla JS game with clear local-only operation and no credential requests.
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    A delightful single-file browser battle royale with bots, building, and procedural terrain—exactly the kind of playful, weird slop that makes you smile.

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