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Matryoshka.jl

A vibe-coded attempt at a brms-like Turing wrapper.
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Matryoshka.jl

brms for Turing.jl — formula-based Bayesian regression compiled to composable Turing submodels.

Build Status Coverage AquaMatryoshka logo

Matryoshka is a thin front-end, not a modeling engine of its own.

The macros @likelihood and @priors parse a formula and a prior spec; model(likelihood, priors, data) lowers them into nested DynamicPPL submodels.

Everything downstream is for the inference backend to take care of (tested only on Turing!).

Example

The example below shows how to use Matryoshka to fit a single categorical predictor to a continuous response variable:

using Matryoshka, Turing, FlexiChains
using PalmerPenguins, DataFrames, CategoricalArrays
using StatsBase: denserank

# We will z-standardise the outcome
standardise(x) = (x .- mean(x)) ./ std(x)

data = DataFrame(PalmerPenguins.load())

# There's one poor penguin with missings
dropmissing!(data)
transform!(data, :bill_length_mm => standardise => identity)
transform!(data, :species => categorical => identity)

# Bill length by species, Normal family
likelihood = @likelihood Normal bill_length_mm ~ species

# Standard Normal priors on intercept and species coefs
priors = @priors begin
    Intercept() ~ Normal(0, 1)
    FixedEffect() ~ Normal(0, 1)
end

# Now we create a `DynamicPPL.Model`, then Turing takes over
bill_model = model(likelihood, priors, data)
chain = sample(bill_model, NUTS(), 1000)

# Spoiler alert: Adelie have shortest bills (they're cute!)
summarystats(chain)

Lots of models types are still unsupported in this v0 draft!

Parameter naming per @priors

Chain parameter names equal the @priors targets you write, with one exception — population-level slopes are one vector-valued VarName b, not per-name VarNames.

prior target (@priors) chain name
Intercept() intercept
FixedEffect() (class, all slopes) b
SD(:g) (exact, group g) g.sd
Residuals() sigma

Not supported yet

  • Distributional regression
  • Multivariate response models
  • GP / smooth terms

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    No vulnerable dependencies, clear local-only data handling, no credential requests, and transparent about being a thin wrapper around Turing.jl for Bayesian modeling.

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