retention-autopsy

Agentic retention analysis for streaming titles, built with Gemini on Vertex AI and ClickHouse via MCP.

Open repo on GitHubgithub.com/khanjack0829-pixel/retention-autopsy

Python · ★ 1 · 0 forks · MIT · paperwork by the Cap'mmostly ai (inferred)light human (inferred)works-on-my-machine (inferred)other

listed 1 hour ago by khanjack0829-pixel · last checked 1 hour ago

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GitHub says: Agentic retention analysis for streaming titles, built with Gemini on Vertex AI and ClickHouse via MCP.
created: 2026-09-06 · pushed 2 weeks ago · 9 commits · 1 contributor
languages: Python 71%HTML 29%Dockerfile 1%
paperwork: licensereadme 42% health
dependencies: no dependency graph (no manifest, or disabled) · OSV.dev, checked 1 hour ago

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slopbucket: vibe-coded
category: other
ai_generated: mostly
human_touch: light
status: works-on-my-machine
language (detected): dockerfile html python
license (detected): mit

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retention-autopsy

Agentic retention analysis for streaming titles, built with Gemini on Vertex AI and ClickHouse via MCP.

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Scan report · 2026-09-24

✓ Prohibited terms or links
✓ Repository eligibility
✓ slopscore.md paperwork
✓ Content policy
✓ Risk review — +10 owner has 0 followers; +10 README under 200 chars

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human_touch: light
content_rating: everyone
contains: []
category: [cli]
status: works-on-my-machine
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---

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Crusoe passed
22 vulnerable dependencies out of 780 total deps is a significant security concern that violates the rubric's requirement for no known dependency advisories.
HassaanFisky/quickaishort40 minutes ago
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Repo description contains suspicious framing (paperwork 'written by SlopScore, not the owner'), lacks clear data handling story, and appears to be a hackathon submission rather than a genuine open-sou
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Reads like a pitch deck with no screenshots, 22 vulnerabilities, and incomplete README that cuts off mid-sentence.
HassaanFisky/quickaishort25 minutes ago
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Reads like a hackathon pitch deck with incomplete README and no screenshots to show the actual tool in action.
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Clear README explaining what it does, how to run it (static front end + serverless function on Vercel), built with ChatGPT in 2023 with light human touch, honest about the AI collaboration and its sig
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